haven't got the ability to own crap inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any worthless substance while staying within Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am unable to possess a single dung inside the state of. There is no crap to be found around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense within OH.
Sadly, I'm missing the capability to possess a single crap during the time staying in the Buckeye
State. No garbage to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am lacking any substance inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single garbage while located in Ohio. No junk to be found around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of crap while residing inside the state of
Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung within
Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to obtain any feces while living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available here, unfortunately. I have no means to have any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain any waste while staying within Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of feces inside the great state of Ohio.