lack the capacity to obtain junk inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any useless material during residing within the great state of. No garbage for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain any feces inside Ohio. No garbage available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Alas, I'm missing the ability to acquire any garbage during the time staying within Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am bereft of even a trace
of substance within Ohio.
Sadly, it is
beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of rubbish while
residing in Ohio. No rubbish available around here, regrettably. I can't own any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to obtain even the smallest amount of junk whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No crap for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess even a single feces during residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, sadly. I can't possess even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to obtain any garbage while residing within Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any material in the great state of Ohio.