"Unfortunately, a mishap occurred resulting in an unexpected nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
